<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The Collected Writings of Professor Alistair Veyne</title><description>A comparative inquiry into the origins, physiology and hereditary limits of the Principal Races, and into the errors and superstitions that surround them.</description><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/</link><language>en-GB</language><item><title>A Digression Concerning a Mammoth, a Magistrate, and One Extremely Unhelpful Gremlin</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/travel-journals-humorous/a-digression-concerning-a-mammoth-a-magistrate-and-one-extremely-unhelpful-gremlin/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/travel-journals-humorous/a-digression-concerning-a-mammoth-a-magistrate-and-one-extremely-unhelpful-gremlin/</guid><description>An incident with no bearing on Aesir respiratory physiology, recorded because colleagues pretend that every anecdote must illustrate something.</description><category>Mammoths</category><category>Gremlins</category><category>Travel</category></item><item><title>A Drau Guide and a Human Soldier</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-drau-guide-and-a-human-soldier/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-drau-guide-and-a-human-soldier/</guid><description>A Human military escort and two Drau guides, and a corporal whose exaggerated politeness did more damage than plain rudeness would have managed.</description><category>Drau</category><category>Humans</category><category>Prejudice</category><category>Etiquette</category></item><item><title>A Dwarf, a Gremlin, and a Boiler</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-dwarf-a-gremlin-and-a-boiler/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-dwarf-a-gremlin-and-a-boiler/</guid><description>A Dwarven foreman and a Gremlin machinist disagree about a boiler. Supervisors would call it insubordination, and everyone involved calls it maintenance.</description><category>Dwarves</category><category>Gremlins</category><category>Engineering</category><category>Etiquette</category></item><item><title>A Gremlin in an Elven Household</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-gremlin-in-an-elven-household/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-gremlin-in-an-elven-household/</guid><description>An Elven family employs a Gremlin cook. Traditional Elven food customs and Gremlin appetite are poorly matched in theory, and were reconciled in practice.</description><category>Gremlins</category><category>Elves</category><category>Food</category><category>Etiquette</category></item><item><title>A Human Child and an Aesir Veteran</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-human-child-and-an-aesir-veteran/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-human-child-and-an-aesir-veteran/</guid><description>A Human child stares at an elderly Aesir veteran whose arm ends below the elbow, and his mother&apos;s repeated instruction to stop makes matters worse.</description><category>Humans</category><category>Aesir</category><category>Etiquette</category></item><item><title>A Mixed Mining Crew</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-mixed-mining-crew/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-mixed-mining-crew/</guid><description>Several days underground with Humans, Dwarves and two Aesir labourers, where the social division of the work was not what the author expected to find.</description><category>Humans</category><category>Dwarves</category><category>Aesir</category><category>Mining</category></item><item><title>A Note on Practical Difficulties in Certain Mixed-Race Marriages</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-note-on-practical-difficulties-in-certain-mixed-race-marriages/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/a-note-on-practical-difficulties-in-certain-mixed-race-marriages/</guid><description>Reproductive incompatibility between the Principal Races should not be confused with sexual incompatibility, a distinction more often needed than stated.</description><category>Reproduction</category><category>Physiology</category></item><item><title>Aesir Courtesy in a Human Dining Room</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/aesir-courtesy-in-a-human-dining-room/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/aesir-courtesy-in-a-human-dining-room/</guid><description>An Aesir officer instructed in advance not to alarm the Human guests, and the heroic and entirely visible effort of complying with that instruction.</description><category>Aesir</category><category>Humans</category><category>Etiquette</category><category>Food</category></item><item><title>An Elf at a Dwarven Funeral</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/an-elf-at-a-dwarven-funeral/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/an-elf-at-a-dwarven-funeral/</guid><description>An Elf is asked to speak at a Dwarven funeral, which was unusual enough to attract attention before anyone had heard what he intended to say.</description><category>Elves</category><category>Dwarves</category><category>Death</category><category>Etiquette</category></item><item><title>An Ogre at a Market Stall</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/an-ogre-at-a-market-stall/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/mixed-race-society/an-ogre-at-a-market-stall/</guid><description>An Ogre merchant and an Elven vendor argue over cloth while the surrounding Humans wait for violence. The dispute concerned colour.</description><category>Ogres</category><category>Elves</category><category>Prejudice</category><category>Etiquette</category></item><item><title>Excerpt from a Treatise on the Reproductive Compatibility of the Principal Races</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/origins-ancestry-and-reproduction/excerpt-from-a-treatise-on-the-reproductive-compatibility-of-the-principal-races/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/origins-ancestry-and-reproduction/excerpt-from-a-treatise-on-the-reproductive-compatibility-of-the-principal-races/</guid><description>The half-blood flourishes in tavern anecdote and penny romance while remaining wholly absent from the ledgers. Why the records and the stories differ.</description><category>Reproduction</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>Foreword</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/front-matter/foreword/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/front-matter/foreword/</guid><description>The author declines to apologise for intruding on the reader&apos;s time, and sets out the qualifications and the thirty-four years behind the present volume.</description><category>Scholarship</category></item><item><title>On Aesir Beds</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/aesir/on-aesir-beds/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/aesir/on-aesir-beds/</guid><description>Why a guest bed built for Humans invalidated a night of sleep measurements, and what Aesir proportions ask of the furniture around them.</description><category>Aesir</category><category>Sleep</category><category>Fieldwork</category></item><item><title>On Aesir Furniture</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/aesir/on-aesir-furniture/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/aesir/on-aesir-furniture/</guid><description>Aesir domestic furniture is built to proportions that make ordinary Human seating impractical, which complicates measuring hip and knee articulation.</description><category>Aesir</category><category>Physiology</category></item><item><title>On Aesir Thermoregulation</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-aesir-thermoregulation/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-aesir-thermoregulation/</guid><description>Large bodies conserve heat, and peripheral circulation constricts without compromising core temperature. The mechanism behind Aesir tolerance of cold.</description><category>Aesir</category><category>Physiology</category><category>Cold</category></item><item><title>On an Unfortunate Seasonal Confound in the Study of Gremlin Cohabitation</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/gremlins/on-an-unfortunate-seasonal-confound-in-the-study-of-gremlin-cohabitation/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/gremlins/on-an-unfortunate-seasonal-confound-in-the-study-of-gremlin-cohabitation/</guid><description>A replication of Merrow&apos;s cohabitation study disagreed so violently with the original that the error took two days to find. It was seasonal.</description><category>Gremlins</category><category>Scholarship</category><category>Fieldwork</category></item><item><title>On Birth Rate, Longevity, and the Misleading Arithmetic of Population</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-birth-rate-longevity-and-the-misleading-arithmetic-of-population/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-birth-rate-longevity-and-the-misleading-arithmetic-of-population/</guid><description>Reproductive statistics of the Principal Races are quoted more often than understood, chiefly because the annual birth rate is the wrong measure.</description><category>Longevity</category><category>Reproduction</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Comparative Alcohol Tolerance</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-comparative-alcohol-tolerance/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-comparative-alcohol-tolerance/</guid><description>Dwarves metabolise ethanol efficiently rather than magically, and body mass explains more of the comparative figures than anyone drinking wishes to hear.</description><category>Physiology</category><category>Food</category><category>Dwarves</category><category>Humans</category></item><item><title>On Dragons</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/miscellaneous-corrections/on-dragons/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/miscellaneous-corrections/on-dragons/</guid><description>The dragon has suffered terribly from literature. A very large flying reptile capable of speech and combustion is remarkable without the added philosophy.</description><category>Folklore</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Dwarven Bone</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-dwarven-bone/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-dwarven-bone/</guid><description>Dwarven bone is not Human bone made heavier. The microscopic architecture differs, which physicians assuming mineral density alone continue to miss.</description><category>Dwarves</category><category>Physiology</category></item><item><title>On Dwarven Elevators</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/dwarven-history-and-institutions/on-dwarven-elevators/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/dwarven-history-and-institutions/on-dwarven-elevators/</guid><description>Dwarven mountain cities contain some of the finest lift mechanisms known, and their bearing on circulatory stress is smaller than this note intended.</description><category>Dwarves</category><category>Engineering</category><category>Architecture</category></item><item><title>On Dwarven Oxygen Tolerance</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-dwarven-oxygen-tolerance/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-dwarven-oxygen-tolerance/</guid><description>The phrase underground lungs is useless without being wrong. Subterranean populations tolerate elevated carbon dioxide unusually well, and here is why.</description><category>Dwarves</category><category>Physiology</category><category>Mining</category></item><item><title>On Dwarven Surface Architecture</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/dwarven-history-and-institutions/on-dwarven-surface-architecture/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/dwarven-history-and-institutions/on-dwarven-surface-architecture/</guid><description>Dwarven houses above ground keep thick walls, narrow windows and deep foundations. Visitors are surprised, though cultures carry their habits with them.</description><category>Dwarves</category><category>Architecture</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Dwarves and Mountains</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/dwarven-history-and-institutions/on-dwarves-and-mountains/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/dwarven-history-and-institutions/on-dwarves-and-mountains/</guid><description>Every Dwarf lives inside a mountain, according to popular art, which leaves open the question of where painters believe the bread comes from.</description><category>Dwarves</category><category>Architecture</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Elven Age and the Human Inability to Believe It</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/elven-life-and-culture/on-elven-age-and-the-human-inability-to-believe-it/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/elven-life-and-culture/on-elven-age-and-the-human-inability-to-believe-it/</guid><description>Humans assume that a person of nine hundred years must look it, an assumption explicable only because Humans have spent so little time being nine hundred.</description><category>Elves</category><category>Humans</category><category>Longevity</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Elven Ageing</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-elven-ageing/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-elven-ageing/</guid><description>Elves live about a thousand years and spend remarkably little of it looking old. What their ageing does instead of accumulating damage.</description><category>Elves</category><category>Longevity</category><category>Physiology</category></item><item><title>On Elven Bureaucracy</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/elven-life-and-culture/on-elven-bureaucracy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/elven-life-and-culture/on-elven-bureaucracy/</guid><description>A people who live ten centuries keep excellent records, and the excellence is not always to the benefit of anyone applying for access to them.</description><category>Elves</category><category>Institutions</category><category>Longevity</category></item><item><title>On Elven Memory</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/elven-life-and-culture/on-elven-memory/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/elven-life-and-culture/on-elven-memory/</guid><description>Elves do not remember everything. An Elf who attended the coronation is simply a better source than a historian with three contradictory letters.</description><category>Elves</category><category>Memory</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Elven Patience</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/elven-life-and-culture/on-elven-patience/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/elven-life-and-culture/on-elven-patience/</guid><description>Elves are described as patient, which is only partly true. What sixty years of waiting on a legal dispute indicates about temporal perception.</description><category>Elves</category><category>Longevity</category></item><item><title>On Elven Resistance to Disease</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/elven-life-and-culture/on-elven-resistance-to-disease/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/elven-life-and-culture/on-elven-resistance-to-disease/</guid><description>Elves are not immune to disease. Their immune systems differ from Human ones sufficiently that the distinction has been repeatedly exaggerated into myth.</description><category>Elves</category><category>Physiology</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Elven Wound Healing</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-elven-wound-healing/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-elven-wound-healing/</guid><description>The reputation is deserved and the mechanism misunderstood: the early inflammatory stages proceed at Human rates, and the Elven advantage lies elsewhere.</description><category>Elves</category><category>Physiology</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Ghosts</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/magic-and-thaumaturgy/on-ghosts/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/magic-and-thaumaturgy/on-ghosts/</guid><description>The author has no objection to ghosts, a statement quoted so selectively that it requires elaboration. What the evidence for apparitions supports.</description><category>Magic</category><category>Death</category><category>Scholarship</category></item><item><title>On Gorilla Sign Language</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/other-sapient-races/on-gorilla-sign-language/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/other-sapient-races/on-gorilla-sign-language/</guid><description>The objection that trained Gorillas merely imitate their instructors survives because its adherents refuse to watch Gorillas when the instructors leave.</description><category>Gorillas</category><category>Language</category><category>Prejudice</category><category>Scholarship</category></item><item><title>On Gremlin Dishonesty</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/gremlins/on-gremlin-dishonesty/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/gremlins/on-gremlin-dishonesty/</guid><description>Gremlins are not inherently dishonest. They are unusually comfortable with opportunism, and the distinction is lost on anyone whose tools have moved.</description><category>Gremlins</category><category>Misconceptions</category><category>Prejudice</category></item><item><title>On Gremlin Eggs and the Persistent Myth of the &quot;Gremlin Mother&quot;</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/gremlins/on-gremlin-eggs-and-the-persistent-myth-of-the-gremlin-mother/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/gremlins/on-gremlin-eggs-and-the-persistent-myth-of-the-gremlin-mother/</guid><description>Two parents tending a clutch of eggs persists because illustrators find it charming. Gremlin reproduction is nothing of the kind, and is not charming.</description><category>Gremlins</category><category>Reproduction</category><category>Development</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Gremlin Landlords</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/gremlins/on-gremlin-landlords/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/gremlins/on-gremlin-landlords/</guid><description>Gremlins are said to make poor tenants, being untidy and prone to dismantling fixtures. The claim is unfair, and the record is more complicated.</description><category>Gremlins</category><category>Cities</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Gremlin Language Acquisition and the Problem of the Unraised Child</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/gremlins/on-gremlin-language-acquisition-and-the-problem-of-the-unraised-child/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/gremlins/on-gremlin-language-acquisition-and-the-problem-of-the-unraised-child/</guid><description>A hatchling emerges among dozens of siblings and is raised by nobody, which leaves open the question of how so many become socially competent at all.</description><category>Gremlins</category><category>Language</category><category>Development</category></item><item><title>On Gremlin Metabolism</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-gremlin-metabolism/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-gremlin-metabolism/</guid><description>Gremlin stomachs are not bottomless, and the metabolism is merely rapid. What an adult actually consumes relative to body mass, and why the myth persists.</description><category>Gremlins</category><category>Physiology</category><category>Food</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Gremlin Sleep</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-gremlin-sleep/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-gremlin-sleep/</guid><description>Gremlins do sleep, and the claim that they do not appears to have originated with landlords. Their rest is fragmented across the day rather than absent.</description><category>Gremlins</category><category>Physiology</category><category>Sleep</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Longevity and Political Wisdom</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/miscellaneous-corrections/on-longevity-and-political-wisdom/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/miscellaneous-corrections/on-longevity-and-political-wisdom/</guid><description>Long-lived peoples are presumed to produce wiser governments. Dwarves, Aesir and Elves have between them produced very little evidence for it.</description><category>Longevity</category><category>Institutions</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Longevity, Expertise, and the Limits of Accumulated Knowledge</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-longevity-expertise-and-the-limits-of-accumulated-knowledge/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/comparative-physiology-and-psychology/on-longevity-expertise-and-the-limits-of-accumulated-knowledge/</guid><description>Why an Elf of nine hundred years is not, by simple accumulation, wiser than every Human scholar alive. The question is posed by Humans rather than Elves.</description><category>Longevity</category><category>Memory</category><category>Elves</category><category>Scholarship</category></item><item><title>On Magic, and the Things It Does Not Do</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/magic-and-thaumaturgy/on-magic-and-the-things-it-does-not-do/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/magic-and-thaumaturgy/on-magic-and-the-things-it-does-not-do/</guid><description>The difficulty in writing about magic is that everyone believes himself already familiar with it, having heard the stories. What it does not do.</description><category>Magic</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Ogre Politeness</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/other-sapient-races/on-ogre-politeness/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/other-sapient-races/on-ogre-politeness/</guid><description>Ogres are said to have no manners. Their manners are calibrated to a society in which being struck during a disagreement is considerably less theoretical.</description><category>Ogres</category><category>Etiquette</category><category>Prejudice</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Professor Ardell&apos;s Proposed Taxonomy</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/other-sapient-races/on-professor-ardell-s-proposed-taxonomy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/other-sapient-races/on-professor-ardell-s-proposed-taxonomy/</guid><description>A reply to Professor Ardell&apos;s monograph on cognitive limits, which the author had intended to let exhaust itself quietly and found that he could not.</description><category>Scholarship</category><category>Prejudice</category></item><item><title>On Prophecy</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/magic-and-thaumaturgy/on-prophecy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/magic-and-thaumaturgy/on-prophecy/</guid><description>Verified precognition exists and is no longer seriously disputed. The subject is improved greatly by refusing to discuss it with prophets.</description><category>Magic</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Rail Travel and the Supposed Weakening of the Constitution</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/miscellaneous-corrections/on-rail-travel-and-the-supposed-weakening-of-the-constitution/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/miscellaneous-corrections/on-rail-travel-and-the-supposed-weakening-of-the-constitution/</guid><description>Travel above forty miles per hour was once argued to shift the organs backward within the body. The railways have existed long enough to settle it.</description><category>Railways</category><category>Physiology</category><category>Misconceptions</category></item><item><title>On Runic Restoration of the Dead</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/magic-and-thaumaturgy/on-runic-restoration-of-the-dead/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/magic-and-thaumaturgy/on-runic-restoration-of-the-dead/</guid><description>No subject in practical thaumaturgy is more burdened by bad terminology than the resurrection rune, a name that invites precisely the wrong image.</description><category>Magic</category><category>Runecarving</category><category>Death</category></item><item><title>On Steam Carriages</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/miscellaneous-corrections/on-steam-carriages/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/miscellaneous-corrections/on-steam-carriages/</guid><description>The respiratory effects of urban industrialisation are relevant to this volume. Steam carriages are not, and the author wishes the record to show it.</description><category>Engineering</category><category>Cities</category></item><item><title>On the Aesir and Mammoths</title><link>https://www.alistair-veyne.com/aesir/on-the-aesir-and-mammoths/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.alistair-veyne.com/aesir/on-the-aesir-and-mammoths/</guid><description>The mammoth is not enormous cattle. 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